I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Marriage is the death of hope.
People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.