Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

Fantasy is seductive and much more wonderful than reality, but you can't take it to the bank. It's always an escape. And if used as an escape, as in attending a movie or a show for a circumscribed period of time, it's fine. When it starts to become undifferentiated from reality, it leads to big trouble.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?