Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

I've never been satisfied or even pleased with a film that I've done. I make them, I'm finished, I've never looked at one after. I don't like them because there's a big gap between what you conceive in your mind when you're writing and you don't have to meet the test of reality. You're home, you write and it's funny and beautiful and romantic and dramatic, and then you have to show up on a cold morning, and you don't have enough of this and this goes wrong and you make the wrong choice on something and you screwed up and you can't go back.