I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.