There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.