Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

One filmmaker makes films that are deep, intellectual, profound and confrontational. And the other one makes purely vacuous, escapist films. I'm not sure the one who makes escapist films is making a poorer contribution than the one who makes the deeper films.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.