Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.

I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.

I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?