Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.

When I started out, I was a television writer, and we wrote a television show that was on live every week. And you didn't have the luxury of coming in and waiting to be inspired. You came in and you had to write. And you wrote, because it was going to be live on the air. So I can do that.

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.