Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.