I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I am two with nature.