I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.