I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

I want to return to the womb, anyone's.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.