Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

I'm awash in self-contempt!

I don't know enough to be incompetent.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.