Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird, because the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' But New York State says you have to. Well, finally, what happened was that my wife committed adultery for me. She's always been more mechanically inclined than I have.

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.