I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing.