I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

I don't rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don't get much input. I don't know if that's helped me or if I would be better off if I did rely on someone.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.