Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'