Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don't think they know what they're doing. When you see who wins those things-or who doesn't win them-you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is.