Life's hard, then you die.

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

I don't know enough to be incompetent.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.