Life's hard, then you die.

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.

When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.