In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.
Woody AllenYou know what my philosophy of life is? That itโs important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.
Woody AllenI never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.
Woody Allen