I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

Those who can't do, teach!