Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.