Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.