She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.
You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.
I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.