We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.