We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.