We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.