I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!