I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.