Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.