In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.