In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.