In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.