Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.