I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.