In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.