A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.