I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.