I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.