I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.