I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!