Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.