Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.