Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.