Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.