Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.