Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.