Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.