In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.