If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.