If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!