If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!