In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!