In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.