If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.