Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
I really didn't say everything I said.