I'm glad I was in the Navy.
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
What the hell is wrong with him now?
I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.