I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

It's fun; baseball's fun.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.