I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

I didn't say the things I said.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.