Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
I didn't say the things I said.
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."