I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.

When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.