I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

I had a very funny family.

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.