I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.