I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I had a very funny family.