I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well where the hell did that go? For all I know every starving child has a 2 story house by now. Or maybe they're all raging alcoholics, like homeless people. Homeless people who are more effective when it comes to raising money. Who wants to support alcoholic children? Not me.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.