Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.