I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

Hitler was about population control.

If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.