I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.