I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.

To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.