My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
I know every politician spins the truth a little.
Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.