It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.