It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.