I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.