Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].

To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?