Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.

I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'

Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.