Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

I really like just super dry comedy.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter