I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?