I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog