I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.

I had a very funny family.

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing