I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!