The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.
Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
I had a very funny family.
Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?