Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.