Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.