I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I had a very funny family.