Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.