I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much, but take a look at my surrounding cast and ask yourself, who's the real miracle worker?

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?