I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.