I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'