I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.