I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.