As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.