As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

My comfort zone is press conferences.

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.