Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.