I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.