I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.