I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.