I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.