People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.