People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.

I'm proud of The Hangover, but to be in movies like this, which are really the only places I can get work, it's really quite the opposite of what I am. I like sensitive art-house movies. I'm not even much of a partier. I mean, I'll drink myself into oblivion alone in my car.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.